Monthly Archive for December, 2010

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New Year’s Resolution – Lose Weight

The last couple of times I’ve been out skiing I’ve been moaning and groaning about the weight of my overall backcountry skiing kit and today I decided to do something about it.  As soon as I got home from a great day of skiing, I stripped off everything I used  and weighed it.  Hats, gloves, beacon, skis, pack, jacket, pants, socks, boots, shovel – everything.  I bundled all of the loose stuff together in a mesh sleeping bag sack and piled it all onto my hanging scale.

I was expecting it to be somewhere in the 30 pound range, but was shocked and a bit relieved to find out that it came in at 42.5 pounds!  Since we have two big dogs, I correlate all my weights to 40 pound bags of dog food, which are not only heavy, but a bitch to carry around, so this is like touring and breaking trail over thousands of feet while packing a big ol’ bag of Iams Healthy Choice.  This must get trimmed down. To make matters worse, I ski on what is considered a “light” set-up.  I can only imagine what some of the other people I’ve seen out touring are packing. Continue reading ‘New Year’s Resolution – Lose Weight’

Wasatch BC Tweet

Yehaw!  The WWW (Wonderful World of Wasatch) was surprisingly good today and if conditions remain stable, should be a blast this weekend.  About 4″ of graupel fell in the last day or so and in sheltered areas it was still Sponge-Bob bouncy powder, but in wind exposed areas it was buffed as smooth and creamy as a trophy wife’s left butt cheek.  Easy trailbreaking, very few people and a wide variety of fun, stable conditions.  Hard to go wrong. Continue reading ‘Wasatch BC Tweet’

Big Leg Greg Closes in on 2 Mill

As I was dragging ass up the last bit of my biggest day so far this year, a paltry 7,200′ of climbing, my thought turned to Greg Hill.  When I first met Greg I was impressed at how easily he won the first Whistler Ski Mountaineering race.  As I got to know him, I was more impressed that he had pumped out 40,000′ of climbing in a single day of backcountry skiing, then a year or so later bumped that up to a world record 50,000′ plus in a day, then more than that the next year. Then, in the true spirit of going on a skiing bender, he cranked out a verified million feet of skiing in one season (for simple math, that is 200 days of 5,000′ per day).  Once again, I was vastly impressed, but Greg apparently had some energy left to burn, so for the last 11 months he has been working on accumulating an unprecidended TWO MILLION vertical feet of climbing and skiing in one calender year.  The math on this one is even simplier – 200 days at 10,000 per day on average.

Good god. Continue reading ‘Big Leg Greg Closes in on 2 Mill’

Dawn Patrol Road Closures

If you Dawn Patrol in the Wasatch, you need to sign up for LCC & BCC road closure text messaging information at:

http://updsl.org/services/canyonalerts

This is the best way to notified about when, where and how long LCC and BCC will be closed in the morning, even if you have already left the trail-head.

Over the past few years the expanding popularity of Dawn Patrolling in the Wasatch has grown into a point of contention and conflict between skiers and UDOT, especially in upper Little Cottonwood Canyon.   Alta at 5:00 am on a dark snowy morning is a  surreal mix of flashing lights, heavy equipment, delivery trucks, airport vans, resort security vehicles and eventually booming artillery. The avalanche gun crews may anticipate shooting the night before or early that morning, but they don’t actually know or start firing until first light and the last thing they want to see in their spotting scopes is a skin track and four headlamps on the slope they want to shoot.  The gun crews have no way of contacting a group thousands of feet up a slope and if they can’t shoot the paths that threaten the road, they can’t open the road, and if the road can’t open customers can’t get to the resorts. A seemingly harmless backcountry tour can shut down Alta, Snowbird and all of the LCC businesses for hours. Aside from the economic impact there is also the fundamental safety concern of mixing human beings, 105 howitzers and large avalanches.  Liam Fitzgerald, Mr. LCC UDOT, said that it has reached a point where if it doesn’t stop, “something is going to have to be done about it.”

If they are plowing, you should probably go elsewhere.

The first step to avoiding conflict is not skin up loaded avalanche slopes in the dark to begin with, regardless of how much fun it might be.  A second option would be to avoid places that get shot, like all of the south facing lines on Highway 210 (Tanners, Maybird, White Pine, Little Pine, Superior, Flagstaff, Emma Ridges, etc.) as well as the Alta perimeter in general.  I’ve never had a problem with DP’ing on Pink Pine out of the White Pine trailhead, but Snowbird or some  lame-ass heliskiing company might be bombing Scotties and take issue with that.  Coalpit #4 and The Y Couloir don’t see much bombing, but you probably shouldn’t be skiing those in conditions that warrant gun control anyway.  Big Cottonwood is a much safer bet although the same issues apply on lines like Argenta and Circle Awl/All.  Parking is almost as big a concern in BCC and the plow crews and UDOT will leave you a nasty note, or worse, if your vehicle keeps the plows from clearing the lots and pull-outs.

Dawn Patrolling in a storm - how to lose friends and alienate people in upper Little Cottonwood Canyon.

Mill D (Tom’s Hill, Powder Park, etc) and USA Bowl in Big Cottonwood, all of  Mill Creek and Mt. Aire in Parley’s are conflict free 99% of the time.

Road closure info can also be found on the Utah Avalanche Center website which can be Twittered to your phoneor subscribed to via RSS feed.  You can even go old school and call for a specific road closure message at 888-999-4019 option 8 to hear the soothing sounds of a human voice telling you the road is closed.

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Scariest Skis in the West

Deadbolt may be the “Scariest Band in the World” but they are nothing compared to this set of skis…

181cm K2 Darksides with Dynafit Titanium TLT bindings. Rockered to the gills, 156 / 128 / 144mm, no brakes, leashes or fore/aft adjustment in the heelpiece.  These skis must be approached from behind, spoken to in a calm voice and treated with respect.  No Dynafit rolling starts.

I originally just used these bindings for racing as they have no fore/aft adjustment (fixed boot size) and only tour in one height.  They had been languishing in my basement and seemed like a perfect compliment to the skis. On these skis they look more like an avalanche island of safety than a bindings  – something you could barely hide behind.

If I didn’t know better, I’d think these skis were bent, but no, they just have a lot of rocker.

A small child in danger of being crushed by skis.

I got these thinking they might be the ultimate Wasatch quiver ski for phat pow days/daze, but after mounting them up and weighing them with the custom fit K2 skins, the whole package only comes in at a svelte 12 pounds, which is only 2 pounds heavier than my main set-up (167cm Waybacks, ST Verticals, Ascension skins), so I might be using them more than I think.

Details to follow as soon as I get a chance to take them out.

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Wasatch BC Tweet

Getting hard to find the goods in the ‘satch. The upper elevations are filled in, but full of blown out crusty snow. The more sheltered mid elevations have good snow, but not much coverage. The fun zone is currently very slim.

Keep’er Steeper Skinning

The other day I was out skiing with a woman I didn’t know very well and she mentioned something about “macho assholes who set steep skin tracks.”   Good thing it wasn’t a first date as she was most likely talking about me.  I love steep skin tracks in the same way that I love steep, run-out friction climbing.  It’s a fun physical and mental challenge that gets easier the more you do it and at some point it just becomes normal. Continue reading ‘Keep’er Steeper Skinning’

Dynafit Rolling Start

WildSnow.com may be the center of the Dynafit world, but can they do this trick? Continue reading ‘Dynafit Rolling Start’